Thursday, December 27, 2012

NYT Editors Asleep at Switch

 
27 minutes ago
 

 

Obama Returns to Washington, With Bo

President Obama returned to the White House on Thursday to resume efforts to end a partisan fiscal impasse with the family dog, Bo.
 
(Bo refuses to stop pooping under the White House Christmas trees until he gets a raise in his chewy toy allowance. Obama has drawn a firm line in the sand.  Threatens to switch Bo to cat food. Stay tuned.)

3 comments:

  1. With all his pooping, it sounds like there's no "impasse" with Bo's bowels. Prez needs to be less lax and to show more intestinal fortitude.

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  2. “Poverty is the worst form of violence.” – Gandhi

    If only Obama knew that we the people were suffering…

    Obama will meet with Boehner, Pelosi, Reid and McConnell today.

    The only people who can save us from this faux crisis.

    Never let even a faux crisis go to waste!

    The austerity chorus’s subtle and cruel form of propaganda will emerge:

    “To save the nation, we make these cuts in a way that asks all to shoulder their fair share.”

    Sadly, the masses has been brainwashed by MSM into believing their own benefits need to be reduced.

    Do try to keep smiling as the plutocracy takes away our Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and what remains of the safety net and broadens the tax base, i.e. increases our taxes.

    By increasing the huge inequities in income and wealth between the rich and the poor, our epidemics of violence and death can be effectively perpetuated.

    Austerity is prosperity.

    Inequality is fairness.

    Poverty is justice.

    Freedom is slavery.

    Ignorance is strength.

    War is peace.

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  3. Superman is on his way to save the day.

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