But politics is not by any means his first career choice. Schiff is a failed Hollywood screenwriter who, despite his current job, is still working on another script in hopes of finally making it as big in hometown Tinseltown as he's making it big in Washington.
The impeachment report that he wrote and just released to glowing mainstream media reviews has all the trappings of the spy thriller which he admits to crafting in his spare time. I predict that Tom Hanks will be tapped to play the part of the intrepid screenwriter-turned-prosecutor-turned congressman who, with the help of a few unaccountable and unelected patriots of the CIA and the State Department, saved the Permanent War State from Donald Trump's oafish transactional diplomacy and tepid and phony gestures toward world peace.
Schiff himself can do the off-screen sonorous voice-over of himself reading from his jingoistic, overblown Impeachment Report as the opening credits roll on the big screen, or more likely, on the small Netflix screen after the star-studded premiere at Constitution Hall or the Kennedy Center. Hear him now as you read the script:
America remains the beacon of democracy and opportunity for freedom-loving people around the world. From their homes and their jail cells, from their public squares and their refugee camps, from their waking hours till their last breath, individuals fighting for human rights, journalists uncovering and exposing corruption, persecuted minorities struggling to survive and preserve their faith, and countless others around the globe just hoping for a better life look to America. What we do will determine what they see, and whether America remains a nation committed to the rule of law.Now, if the impeachment movie about the impeachment movie that is currently playing out in real, or actually unreal time, is a documentary rather than a fan-fic of the right-wing Neocon Democratic/CIA/ War Party in a pretend-battle against the ultra-right Neocon Republican/CIA/ War Party, among the images we should see on our screens are:
--The half million homeless people living in America on any given night. The situation is especially dire in Schiff's home state of California, due in large part to the mortgage foreclosures of the last decade, unaffordable rents charged by private equity landlords like Blackstone, job losses, lousy wages and other miseries orchestrated by and for the Oligarchy with the help of the corrupt political duopoly.An average of three homeless people die on the streets of Los Angeles County every single day. The death toll is expected to rise to a thousand in 2020.
--Record numbers of mainly black and brown people locked up in America's for-profit privatized prisons, while white collar criminals like WeWork's Adam Neumann are not only going free, they're collecting billions of dollars in exit packages. And yes, there is already a Hollywood movie about this massive fraud in the works to give us a sense of theatrical justice in lieu of a televised perp walk or another true-life prison documentary.
--Increasing numbers of refugees and migrants arriving at our borders and Europe's to escape the crime and poverty engendered by US-led regime change coups and wars to advance corporate interests - what Adam Schiff and the Impeachers euphemize as "national security." Above all, the refugee crisis is engendered by the Capitalocene Epoch's destruction of the environment through forcing monoculture upon global populations at the very same time they imprison them with debt and austerity through International Monetary Fund loans. Border concentration camps for kids, with imprisoned refugees crying for freedom but mostly crying for their parents would be a top impeachable offense if it weren't so inconveniently bipartisan.
--As Schiff intones the words "to their last breath," we might see footage of Americans dying prematurely in record numbers because they can't afford to see a doctor. We might see child refugees drowning in bodies of water as disparate as the Rio Grande and the Mediterranean Sea in a futile attempt to escape the wars and famines directly caused by the same American foreign policy apparatus that Donald Trump is so seriously offending by using it for his own selfish political purposes.
--Schiff's introductory voice-over would conclude with the victims of America's drone wars. As he bloviates about how "persecuted minorities struggling to survive" look to America for hope, we will see terrorized Yemeni, Pakistani and Afghan children unable to sleep at night as they listen for the tell-tale signs of drone activity above their heads.
They need not wonder whether the removal or defeat of Trump will protect them. With the Obama Justice Department secretly drafting a "rule of law" which allows any president to act as their judge, jury and executioner, with no oversight and no accountability for "collateral damage," nobody is safe. The bodies are not even being counted.
They need not wonder whether America will protect them when Adam Schiff himself was among the Impeachers who just voted to renew the Patriot Act, granting the despised and feared Donald Trump the continuing power to conduct unfettered mass surveillance. This is on top of most Democrats gifting him with more than $700 billion this year for more drones, bombs and such military hardware as a Hellfire missiles equipped with razor-sharp blades designed to slice people to death. Described as a 100-pound flying switchblade or "The Flying Ginsu." the CIA and Pentagon developed this horrific weapon in secret, and justify its use by claiming that it spares "innocent civilians." So perhaps the Schiff movie could end with pictures of responsible slicing and dicing of humanity as a way to preserve the faith of the whole world in America's beneficence. After all, if the Guillotine could have been so successfully marketed as a humane death machine during the Reign of Terror, why not a guillotine that actually flies and kills by remote control?
As a matter of fact, the Trump war machine just deployed another Flying Ginsu near the Turkey- Syria on Monday - the very same day that Adam Schiff released his impeachment recommendations. The razor blade bomb also reportedly was the weapon that took out ISIS leader Abu Khayr Al Masr two years ago.
The Impeachment Movie itself is a Grade Z slasher dud with some truly terrible and trite dialogue. And Adam Schiff and his supporting cast of complicit media and political enablers are reactionary box office poison.
Personally, I could barely get past that one blood-curdling introductory paragraph of his report, which is nothing more than a propaganda broadside to gin up popular support of more endless wars for profit, the most deadly of which is currently waged by Ukraine proxy between two nuclear powers. That potential apocalypse makes the Flying Ginsu look like a preschool Nerf sword set.
But look over there! A corrupt president on one side of the US oligarchy tried to use an American-controlled corrupt foreign leader to investigate a corrupt domestic political rival on the other side of the US oligarchy. It's the only crime or scandal in the world that they're willing to talk about as they struggle to sell their competing narratives to a public that is either riled up out of all reason, or just plain bored.
They want to deflect your attention from the real horrors, small or large, that afflict you and your fellow human beings every single day. If the corporate media doesn't cover them, they do not even exist.
Adam Schiff is a deranged human being. I think he grew up with a complex for lots of reasons that are obvious. I think he’s a very sick man, and he lies.
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ReplyDeleteNot much left of D.C. after you tear away all the hypocrisy. But I like your pitch, Karen, for the alternative movie.
I get it! I understand that we are ruled by a plutocratic duopoly. Both parties support the plutocrats and ignore the pain and suffering of the masses, including the homeless in Adam Schiff’s back yard. Both have signed away our rights in the Patriot Act and give hundreds of billions of dollars to support the military. That spending has created horrible weapons of human suffering. We are happy assassinating individuals by drone attack. After all every male is an enemy combatant. Neither party has qualms about interference in other countries and both support regime change or outright coups all to further the riches of corporations and their owners. This is especially true for Central and South American where the suffering is now visible on our southern border.
ReplyDeleteI agree Obama should keep his thumbs in his mouth and shut up. His actions or lack thereof led directly to Trump’s election. Now he warns against any deviation from his policies helping Trump to reelection.
I get it all!
So you warn against being diverted from the horrors of our fellow human suffering by the farce of impeaching an incompetent president. Perhaps it does appeal only to fanatics and bores the rest of the masses. Meanwhile that corrupt (I believe incompetent and extremely dangerous) president just cut 700,00 Americans from SNAP with another 3 million to be cut shortly. And no, this was not supported by both parties! Perhaps that fruit is too low hanging for you to even mention as adding to suffering. We can’t let this divert us from mocking Adam Schiff for flowery prose and novelist aspirations. He runs marathons too so we might look up his times to make fun of him if they are slow, unless he is a Paul Ryan class running them in under 4 hours.
I am sorry. Maybe I am getting too old and don’t have the energy to rail against the machine. My energies are focused on getting rid of the number one evil; Donald Trump. After that I will support the revolution to clean up this mess.
ReplyDeleteTrump is the number one embarrassment of the moment; he is not the number one evil.
Trump is puny compared to the number one evil, which is the machine. That machine is the most powerful, most corrupt, most deadly mechanism ever put together. Some say it first came on the production line back in 1607, others say 1620, others June 21, 1788.
The less historically fussy date it back to the Reagan Administration. Reagan was merely one of a long line of it's drivers. He was not the first to send it back to the shop for major modifications. Then the Bushes took turns revving up the engine and painting it a new color. Clinton took the wheel between Bush Père and 'W'.
Then Obama was put in the driver's seat with great hope. He told us he had the right stuff to slow it down and make a hard left turn. But, no, he kept remodelling and updating and driving the same damn machine, which we finally understood as having one major flaw: no steering wheel.
The machine can shift up and shift down with awesome power but it can only go in one murderous direction, a menace that continues to scatter millions of people into ditches, dead or maimed. The planet itself appears to be the machine's next target.
Sure, let's get rid of Trump. He's only the latest driver. The real challenge, however, is to junk or at least do a major overhaul on the machine. You don't 'get it' until you accept that fact.
ReplyDeleteWhile the duopolist oligarchy rules, and despite all their insufferable offenses so deftly outlined, that impeachment precludes pardon is sufficient reason for proceeding to impeach Trump.
Of course, as with the Wall Street robber barons, actually prosecuting Trump later is another matter, and one which the rulers will oppose.
"Trump won't lose his job – but the impeachment inquiry is still essential" --
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/nov/30/trump-impeachment-inquiry-removal
1 Dec 2019 ~ by Robert Reich
"… The third reason for the House to impeach Trump even if the Senate won’t convict him concerns the pardoning power of the president.
"Assume that Trump is impeached on grounds that include a raft of federal crimes – bribery, treason, obstruction of justice, election fraud, money laundering, conspiracy to defraud the United States, making false statements to the federal government, serving as an agent of a foreign government without registering with the justice department, donating funds from foreign nationals, and so on.
"Regardless of whether a sitting president can be indicted and convicted on such criminal charges, Trump will become liable to them at some point. But could he be pardoned, as Gerald Ford pardoned Richard Nixon 45 years ago?
"Article II, section 2 of the constitution gives a president the power to pardon anyone who has been convicted of offenses against the United States, with one exception: “in Cases of Impeachment.”
"If Trump is impeached by the House, he can never be pardoned for these crimes. He cannot pardon himself (it’s dubious that a president has this self-pardoning power in any event), and he cannot be pardoned by a future president.
"Even if a subsequent president wanted to pardon Trump in the interest of, say, domestic tranquility, she could not.
"Gerald Ford wrote in his pardon of Nixon that if Nixon were indicted and subject to a criminal trial, “the tranquility to which this nation has been restored by the events of recent weeks could be irreparably lost”.
"Had the House impeached Nixon, Ford’s hands would have been tied.
"Trump is not going to be so lucky. The House will probably impeach him before Christmas and then his chance of getting a pardon for his many crimes will be gone."
ReplyDeleteRecall Mario Savio's famous cry in 1964 at Berkeley:
"There's a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part, you can't even tacitly take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you are free, the machine will be prevented from working at all."
The odious machine oppressing us can broadly be called the military-industrial complex, the hegemony of trans-national corporations enforced by American military and monetary might. The mindset of the neocon, neoliberal true-believers promoting this modern colonialism contends that it is their entitled right, indeed manifest destiny, to own and run the world.
Remember how the unabashed advertisement some years ago by Archer Daniels Midland sponsoring the PBS Newshour proposed: "What if we looked at the world as one giant farm field." Theirs, one must presume. The crux of the problem could not be more blatantly presented, and I'm afraid that the gulf in consciousness implicit here may seal our doom. It's a fatal temptation that allows this to be acceptable, let alone desirable, provided "we" are in control, or at least promised a piece of the action. Our ends, held righteous, justify any means necessary under such a view. With God on our side, we intend to make the world "safe" for democracy, so long as that democracy follows our bidding, supplies our wants, and pays for our service. When not, from Afghanistan to Brazil, from Alberta to Bolivia, the consequences cannot be more ruthless or obvious. One wonders how long the machine of, by, and for the oligarchy can continue running. The bell now tolls for the whole wide world.
Hi Karen:
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reminder about Joe Rogan. I'm a constituent in Schiff's district.
Due to the reminder I recall cat-calling or maybe booing Rogan, as did several others, at the local Christmas parade as he was driven past in a convertible. Not exactly classy.
Anyway, keep on blogging.
Love your work.
Best,
Carl