Strangelove In the Jungle

The prospect of Dr. Oz turning Medicare and Medicaid Services into his own private snake oil emporium seems almost beneficent compared  to the truly terrifying reality of Dr. Strangelove in the Jungle.

Biden is using his waning days in power to wreak all the global havoc at his disposal. This vicious, vacuous, vindictive old fool couldn't even travel all the way to the Amazon to announce deployment of American long-range missiles into Russia without shielding himself with a  cheap portable presidential podium. That, and his casual military style jacket and the sinister ubiquitous aviator shades made him a worthy successor indeed to General Jack D. Ripper in  Stanley Kubrick's satiric Cold War masterpiece. 

If Biden has ever seen this movie, he probably thought it was an instruction manual - the difference being that in the film, they started World War III by accident, and Joe Biden is doing it deliberately.

It's enough to make you count down the days until Trump's inauguration, not with trepidation, but with the faint hope that his regime will be somewhat an improvement over  the current disaster.

You have to hand it to Trump - unlike Biden, he knows how to use satire. His cabinet appointments are specifically designed to send the establishment into conniption fits. It doesn't matter if most of them will never survive confirmation in the Senate. It's the theater that counts. The liberal media-political complex is already overwhelmed as the targets of a massive trolling campaign. Unable to keep up the outrage,many elites have already given up even pretending. Witness MSNBC's Joe and Mika already traveling to Maga-Largo to make nice with theirmanufactured nemesis.

This not-too-painful readjustment the elite class to the reality of Trump is, of course, just the sort of enteraining intrigue to distract us from the prospect of total global war.

War is capitalism's fever dream. It's a hugely profitable enterprise for the select few, who insanely believe that retiring to a private island, a mega yacht or even to outer space will save them. Or perhaps they're like Joe Biden - so old that since they're bound to die sooner rather than later, they may as well take the rest of us with them.

Follow the money, even if it leads directly to a mass grave. War, as General Smedley Butler so correctly observed, is a racket. The organized crime cartel running the enterprise makes Tony Soprano look like a choirboy.

Take, for example, the Biden administration's decision to deploy landmines to Ukraine. As the New York Times so euphemistically explains, these "anti-personnel" explosive devices are banned in most advanced countries, tending as they do to blow off the limbs of innocent passersby, often decades after a war has officially ended.

Without a hint of irony or satire, the Times helps the racket justify the carnage by gruesomely insisting the devices are aimed solely at the Russian and North Korean "foot soldiers" who are currently infiltrating Ukraine territory. The landmines will blow those feet right off.

But since the United States is the good guy, the Paper of Record notes that these modern day landmines are "smart" landmines. They are apparently designed to simply self-destruct, all by themselves, if nobody steps on them during actual war-time.

This is a crock of crap right on its face, given that war profiteer Raytheon won the  contract for an anti-anti-personnel system that purports to detect and destroy unexploded landmines.

 So which is it? Landmines so smart that they blow up themselves, or landmines so stupid that they need outside help to do the trick?

To be fair, it is possible that not so long ago, the US planted landmines in places like Southeast Asia that were so stupid and inhumane that they continue to blow the feet off children to this very day. 

So that a merchant of death like weapons manufacturer Raytheon would now be rewarded for fixing the atrocities it has helped cause in the first place should not be deemed at all surprising. It's the neoliberal American way of disaster capitalism. It is the same mindset that decreed that the very bankers who caused the 2008 financial collapse would be tasked with "fixing" their own crimes by being given carte blanche to commit more crimes. In a smarter, more modern way, of course.

And that is why outgoing defense secretary Lloyd C. Austin III will no doubt be re-welcomed with open arms to his old corner office at Raytheon, if a competitor has not already snagged him.

It was Austin himself who announced the deployment of the landmines to Ukraine. His company stands to rake in even more protits if its smart detection devices if it is forced to manufacture even more of them.

The Raytheon system can also be used for detecting hidden tunnels in places like, say, Gaza. Did I mention thatL loyd Austin is a huge supporter of Israel's genocide in that locale? The hardware to find all those tunnels does not come cheap. 

So although on first glance, Joe Biden's war proclamations in the middle of the Amazon  might have seemed out of place, it was really quite appropriate. Thee platitudes and euphemisms of the military-media complex are them peeing on our heads from a rain forest canopy absolutely dripping with lies.

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#Resistance, Inc

Back in June, before Joe Biden dropped out of the race and Kamala Harris would run on an unappetizing campaign of canned joy and fear, the New York Times ran an article outlining plans for a new anti-Trump resistance movement. The Democratic Party was essentially admitting that lacking an agenda of its own for the greater public good, it fully expected that Donald Trumpwould prevail once again in November. To that end, it was already making plans to produce an epic multipart soap opera to play out in the courtrooms of America and, of c,ourse, the consolidated corporate media matrix that still poses as journalism in the public interest. 

They were not kidding. In a follow-up piece published on Thursday, the Times dished that a team of 800 lawyers, salaries paid by the party's myriad veal pens, had been working behind the scenes for the past two years readying a lawfare campaign for the ages. It will not be the weakened Democratic minorities in both houses of congress that will be Trump's foes. It will be teams of unelected lawyers for hire.

The consortium of nearly 300 liberal organizations has dubbed itself Democracy 2025, presumably as a dig at the right-wing Project 2025, the Heritage Foundation's wish list of antisocial measures.

Ron Klain, Joe Biden's outgoing sidekick, has already scored a seat on the board of directors. That was so fast, you might even suspect that the current administration was not only planning for "defeat," but hoping for it. Because although ordinary people may have lost, there will always be paid political functionaries who win, no matter which "side" they are on.

As far as Democrats being chastened for abandoning the working class and poor in favor of sucking up to Wall Street and Hollywood, far from it. 

Thanks to Donald Trump's cooperative casting of cartoon villains to his cabinet, professional Democratic operatives will now get to play heroes straight out of the Justice League franchise. We will be asked to enjoy dystopian dark times by settling back into our seats to watch the next exciting episode of superheroes vanquishing the Joker. Until he rises again to create even more havoc.

Unlike in 2017, when Democratic lawyers were unprepared for the onslaught of conservative policies, the intent is to be ready to unleash a flurry of lawsuits immediately.

“We’re leveling up and lawyering up,” Skye Perryman, the chief executive of the organization, said. “This wasn’t something that just everybody woke up the day after the election and started to plan.”

Just think, too, if Kamala had defied their rosy expectations and beaten Trump. Perryman and her team of 800 legal warriors might be languishing in some low level government job or second tier law firm, destined to live out their careers in crushing anonymity. This way they get to don a crusading cape and eke out at least their requisite 15 minutes of fame. They will get invited on MSNBC and maybe even be able to parlay their performances to permanent gigs.

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Normalizing Trump

-Donald Trump won so decisively, across so many demographics, that the "opposition"has no other choice but to accept his regime graciously.Only a week after the New York Times and other liberal media were braying that the end of the world was nigh in the event of a Democratic Party defeat, those same outlets are reporting with grave respectful seriousness the various cabinet appointments and proposed executive orders.

 After four long years of harping on a mythical "battle for the soul of America", Joe Biden has amiably changed his tune. Looking downright ebullient during post election remarks in (where else?) the White House Rose Garden, Biden pivoted from calling Trump supporters "garbage" to chiding Americans to be nice to one another. The electoral apparatus put in place to honor the interests of the ruling class no matter which legacy party wins worked, and it worked well, Biden boasted. At long last, Uncle Joe can drop the pretense that Trump poses an existential threat to "democracy". Since, historically speaking, capitalism has always been a gracious host to fascism, Biden has invited his doppelganger to the White House for a Wednesday photo-op to display the continuity of oligarchic power.

 Former first lady Melania Trump will not, however, take up the dainty invitation for tea extended by Jill Biden.Melania  reportedly cannot forgive or forget Biden s Justice Department goons or rifling through her underwear drawer in search of those purloined documents. In the interests of aforesaid ligarchic continuity, that case and all the various indictments and the one criiminal conviction based on the Stormy Daniels payoff case, will all magically disappear. It's as if the January Sixth spectacular never even happened. For one thing, the complicit corporate media have their careers and their continued "access" to power to think about.

 Now, the controversy of whether Trump is or is not a fascist is actually moot, given that the United States was not only built on fascism, its history also served as inspiration for Hitler's own regime. From the enslavement of Africans to the extermination of the indigenous populations throughout the Americas, the Trump reelection was entirely predicable. As I outlined in my previous post, the Democratic Party, with its own hard right turn via the Kamala Harris candidacy, ensured it.

 Why else would the historically reliable Black voting bloc not come out for Kamala? At least Joe Biden did not directly prosecute minority people, even though, as a senator, he engineered the racist, ethnic cleansing piece of Jim Crow legislation known as the Crime Bill. Liberals love to point to Donald Trump's notorious full page New York Times ad demanding death to the (later exonerated) Central Park Five, while giving Biden a relative pass for his own racist actions and rhetoric in the creation of the permanent racial carceral state, aka the Prison-Industrial Complex.

 As George Jackson wrote in one of his prison letters collected in Blood In My Eye, 

 "When I am being interviewed by a member of the old guard and point to the concrete and steel, the tiny electronic listening device concealed in the vent, the phalanx of goons peeping in at us, his barely functional plastic tape recorder that cost him a week's labor. and point out that these are all manifestations of fascism, he will invariably attempt to refute me by defining fascism as simply as an economic geopolitical affair where only one party is allowed to exist aboveground and no opposition political activity is allowed."

 So it will be that Biden and Trump, brothers under the botoxed skin, will canoodle in the White House this week. We would do well to ask why and call out the fraud of the Duopoly once and for all - what the late Christopher Hitchens memorably dubbed the two tightly fused cheeks of one corrupt buttock.

Trump 2.0....

... brought to you, once again, by the Democratic Party. which spent billions of dollars doing its damnedest to lose this intra-oligarchic contest. Let us count just a few of the ways:

--Setting up Kamala Harris to take the fall. Her failure to win even a single primary vote in the 2020 contest made her a shoo-in for defeat, which is what Democrats wanted all along. Their whole purpose is to fund-raise by blaming everyone but themselves. You almost have to feel sorry for Kamala at this point. I don't imagine that she'll follow in the footsteps of her predecessors, the Clintons and the Obamas, cashing in with Netflix deals, speaking tours and self-glorifying charitable foundations..

--Their implicit goal of achieving lifetime status as martyred elite losers was cemented in the final weeks of the campaign. To ensure that Harris would lose, Bill Clinton told Muslim voters that Israel had a right to commit genocide because the Bible essentially had declared the zionists to be the chosen people. That was meant to supplement Michelle Obama waving her blue-taloned finger at men - who apparently do not empathize sufficiently with their womenfolks' menstrual cramps and the horrors of menopause to cast a vote in solidarity for Kamala Harris. It was really quite a retro argument, when you think of it, because the patriarchy has always pointed to female biology as the excuse to not grant them pay raises, promotions or even basic respect. Barack, for his own part, reverted again to his habit of denigrating Black men. His audience was not so much Black men as it was the white liberal burbs who feel more comfortable when it's a Black former president who utters their race stereotypes for them. 

-- Ignoring the dire economic straits many if not most people are now facing. Ignoring homelessness, sickness and despair. Championing a genocide.

Now, if you're imagining that the return of Trump will cause the Democrats to do a little introspection, think again. If the march of the scapegoats hasn't already begun, it will get underway with a vengeance very soon. The usual suspects will vie for supremacy: racism, sexism. Jill Stein, Russian interference, social media... you name it.

 There may one silver lining to this debacle. With the Senate now in Republican hands, a President Harris would have made all kinds of deals to keep the government open - cutting Social Security and other social benefit programs would have been at the top of the agenda. Such back-stabbing of regular people  can only succeed with bipartisan complicity and cooperation. No one party is accountable and therefore no one party need take the blame.. It is why Republicans failed to pass NAFTA until Clinton came long. And the only thing that prevented him and his GOP partners in triangulation from privatizing Social Security was the Lewinsky scandal. 

Make no mistake. If Trump is a fascist dictator, it was Democrats who opened the door for him and his movement. They are the ones who abandoned their disaffected constituents and chose instead to serve financialized capital.

 Cynics and cowards, they have delivered the population to corporations and oligarchs. They should fade away with pathetic whimpers that nobody will listen to.  

The way forward, if we are to survive this dark age, is to band together in acts of mutual aid, both large and small, both loud and quiet. Any resistance movement must be from the bottom up and remain as far as possible away from the Democratic Party and its various veal pen think tanks and its corporate media partners.